Thursday, 18 September 2014

My pets.

Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. I went back to school last week and have been doing coursework.

Anyway today's blog post is about my wonderful pets.
I have five pets, Maggie the labradoor, Rupert the chorkie, Clive Onion the half chihuaa and half jack rusel, Peter the yorkshire terrier, Rodney Goldman the pug and Arthur the persian cat. I love all my pets too pieces and don't have a favourite but sadly my mum does. My Mum's favourite is Rodney and she loves him like a child, he is her baby. She think hes a special unicorn that's lost is horn. Most peoples favourite is Rodney because he's a pug and loads of people loves pugs! All of my pets have indivisual funny personalities.
Clive has patches all over his body which are grey, black and a tiny bit brown. He has a really long neck and long body. He basically looks like a whippet but he's not supposed to look like that. My family think he's best friends with our labradoor, Maggie and we think if he was human he'd be a mexican.

Maggie is a creamy golden colour with dark eyes and she looks like she's wearing eyeliner all the time. Maggie VERY stupid she is literally like Marley from the film Marley & Me. My mum took her to dog training once and the trainer told my mum to never bring her back because she is so loving and supper excited all the time. We also think if Maggie was human she'd be a Disney princess.

Pete is getting old now, he's about 11 or 12 now. He is very grumpy and all he does all day is sleep. He's really cute and he's actually and deformed yorkshire terrier. He's smaller than a guinea pig! He's kind of like Peter Pan because he's the boy that never grew up. We think if he was a human he'd be a dance instructure at pineapple dance studios in London.

Rupert is ginger and has scruffy black hair on his body. He is about 18 weeks old now and we got him just before the summer holidays. He was given to us by a couple who were sadly dying of cancer. Rupert is so cute and always get excited and happy when he meets new people. He is so friendly! My Dad calls him Rupert but in a french accent because he thinks if he was human he'd be french and worked in a pastry shop.

Rodney is a creamy colour with a dark face. He's so funny all he does is eat, sleep, fat and love my mum. He can actually say hello and yes and he cries when he wants his mum. He has done some modelling for Poppy Teffrey and for my Mum. He has his own followers on my mums instagram and people love him. He hates walking, unless he knows that he's going to a cafe for food. My mum thinks he would be a gold jewellery seller if he was human.

Arthur is a ugly white persian with teeth that stick out at the bottom of his mouth. He is such an awesome cat! My mum rescued him because this horrible man was beating him up in a carrier bag at the side of the road and my mum got out of the car and rescued him so he is now ours. Arthur's nick name is Arthur Parthur Pickles Worth and he loves me the most out of my family. He always follows people everywhere and he's very needy. He looks like the evil white persian cat on the film Cats and Dogs, and we think that he is actually an even cat that is planning to take over the world and building rockets secretly in his litter box.














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